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Santa loves the taste of fetid flesh

Rotting meats his favorite dish

Like how the natives were killed by whites

Some tainted meat on a winters night

I travel down through history

The crucifix is a christmas tree

Jesus whispers in my ear

Says the words I long to hear

Santa loves tainted meat

And he kills what he eats

And in time christ came to say

God never liked me anyway

So I shacked with mrs claus

Then I bled to great applause

Crucified me easter day

The bunnies came

The children played

And mrs claus

She married nick

He killed for food

She sucked his dick

And they ate tainted meat

And he'd kill what they'd eat

I came back just to die today

I saw those two up on that sleigh

God I hate that santa claus

And all the problems that he's caused

He took from me my holiday

With guilt and greed

What can I say?

But I've been nailed here

A martyred tree

A gift for santa

Some tainted meat