Standard (EADGBE)

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Here comes the maven he's coming around

He's such a connoisseur he's such an autograph hound, yeah

He's got 60 yes men and they tend to agree

There's a lawman built without any eyes

He's got my number, but he's got your size, yeah

And if you measure up a short trip could be wise

Just turn the light off when you go

Just tell the jury all you know

He'll send a sign to you over the sea

There goes the maven sowing his seed

One for the rock one for the hand that feeds, yeah

He reaps the harvest with a sleight of hand

Just say the magic word he's at your side

Beware his tender touch his plans are chilly and wide, yeah

Sleeps through the winter in a wide quiet land

Just turn the light off when you go

Just tell the jury all you know

He'll send a sign to you over the sea

[ ] x2

Here is the maven draining the cup

He takes your arm then he eats you up, yeah

There is a surfeit of everything you crave

Here is the maven signing the cheque

He bought us dinner so what the fucking heck, yeah

There is a surplus of everything you save

Just turn the light off when you go

Just tell the jury all you know

He'll send a sign to you over the sea

[ ] Repeat and fade