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Intro riff

Intro

play intro riff 1x without chords, then play 2x with chords

Verse 1 chords:

Take it easy or you'll hurt yourself

Dance that couch across the floor

You'll sprain your wrist, the rug will burn your knees

Is there an exercise for that?

Chorus chords

Find a way to brace yourself

Your heart's a muscle and that's all

There's no way that love can help

Your twisted ankles when you fall

Interlude 1

play intro riff w/chords 2x

Verse 2

use verse 1 chords

Entertain a love that's always late

Jumping jacks could ease your mind

Folding sweatsuits with a knotted hand

You can almost touch your toes

Chorus 2

[play 2x] use chorus 1 chords

Find a way to brace yourself

Your heart's a muscle and that's all

There's no way that love can help

Your twisted ankles when you fall

Interlude 2

[ - - - ] x5, then [ - - - ] x2

Verse 3

use verse 1 chords

Take it easy or you'll hurt yourself

Dance that couch across the floor

You'll sprain your wrists

The rug will burn your knees

Cause there's no exercise for that