Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Ah Miss Mary won't you please come home from

China

Bring a bottle of whisky and a tin cup for your

Teeth

Don't you sneak into the back door wearing some

Disguise

Knock on the front door in view of the Temperance

Guild

Verse 2

Ah Miss Mary won't you please come home cause I

Miss ya

Your old spinster sister don't always give good advice

Look at her she's in love with that drunken bandy-legged

Sheriff

He'll unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat

Wife

Chorus

Ah Miss Mary won't you please come home from

China

Come home from China

Come home from China

Verse 3

Now that fake old beatnik poet the volunteer

Fireman

He don't care if you come, he don't care like I

He's in love with his dog and all the volunteer

Firemen

And he is a--fraid to let the end of his versus

Rhyme

REPEAT CHORUS 2x:

FINALE:

-- crookedpath