Standard (EADGBE)

Well meet me by the river that goes nowhere,

Let me lay my sorry trip on you

Oh won't you meet me by the river little darlin'

I might just let you see my bare tattoo.

I was gonna bring you flowers but I didn't.

It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke,

but there's some change in my ashtray,

maybe just enough to pay

for a half pint of something probably make us choke.

Chorus

Well no I'd rather not go and meet your family

They'd probably send me back where I belong,

Don't wanna hear about your mister right,

He's out of town tonight,

Baby come and spend some time with mister wrong.

I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler

and a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough

and baby if you like to read, I've got some great pornography

and a ten pound flashlight floating in the trunk.

repeat chorus

And do you have a girlfriend and does she look as good as you

and would she like to meet my brother?

He'll be out of jail in a month or two.

instrumental break on verse chords

repeat first verse, chorus, end on this last line:

Yeah where I come from they call me mister wrong.

All errors, misprints and mispellings are mine and mine alone.