Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy

There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy

I've had my lungs checked out with X-rays

I've smelled the hospital hallways

(**Sorry. Not really sure if this is what you call this chord. Basically

play a Bb, but play the C note on the second string, not the D note.)

SHORT CHORUS:

Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline

Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime

Times when the day seems like a play by Sartre

When it seems a book burnings in perfect order

I gave the doctor my description

I've tried to stick to my prescription

LONG CHORUS:

Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline

Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime

Oh, oh, oh, oh (or something to that effect)

Afternoons will be measured out

Measured out and measured with

Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot

(The remaining verse and chorus repeat the same chord progression)

Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback

I could change the test results that I would get back

I've watched a summer evening pass by

I've heard the rattle in my bronchi

REPEAT LONG CHORUS

Hope you can follow this.

Ben McTernan