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I worked with a woman named Minnie

One Christmas Eve long ago

When I asked what you doing this evening?

Minnie took on a seasonal glow

She said shed be waiting for Santa

Shed be wearing a bright red bow

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Minnie and Santa

Minnie and Santa

What they’re up to only

Heaven knows she wrote on a card

Don’t take it so hard were headed for the north pole

Now Minnie could not be persuaded

That Santa just did not exist

She swore if she put up some mistletoe

Santa’d come give her a kiss

And there where she’d hung up her stockings

All in their silky, soft, sheen

Shed be laying in wait on a bear skin rug

Where the cookies and milk could be seen

Now minnie was older and wiser

Like a dear old auntie to me

But the night that she ran off with santa

Was a real epiphany

Next xmas I passed by the bakery

Staring out from on top of a cake

Was jolly old santa with a big silly grin

And a gal in silk stockings and lace

Oh, minnie and santa...