Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
F Fdim F Fdim
F B♭m F F B♭m
F F♯ C♯ F F
B♭m C♯m F♯ F B♭m[Mrs. VB♭anDort] It's a beautiful day. [Mr. VaF/AnDort] It's a rather nice day. [MFrs. VanDort] B♭m A day for a glorious wedding. [Mr.F♯ VanDort] B A rehearsal, my dear, to be perfectly clear. [MrsB♭m. VanDort] F B♭m A rehearsal for a glorious wedding. [MF♯r. VanDort] B F7 A B♭m Assuming nothing happens that we don't really know, [Mrs.B♭m VanC♯Dort] E♭m F B♭m That nothing unexpected interferes with the show. [Mr.B♭m And Mrs. VF7anDort] B♭m F♯ And that's why everything, every last little thing, C♯every single Cdimtiny microC♯scopic little Cdimthing must Fgo..F7. [MC♯rs. VanDortF♯m] According to plan, [Mr.A♭ VanDort] C♯ Our son will be married. [MB♭mrs. VanDortF♯m] B♭ According to plan, [Mr.A♭ VanDorF♯t] Our family carried, [Mr. And A♭mMrs. VanDort] C♯ F♯ B We'll go right into the heights of society... [Mrs. VA♭anDCort] C♯ To the costume balls, [Mr. VaA♭nDoCrt] C♯ In the hallowed halls. [Mrs. VaE♭nDoB♭rt] Fm Rubbing elbows with the finest. [Mr. VaEm/BnDort] Fm C Having crumpets with her highness. [Mr. And BMrs. VanDort] E B C♯m We'll be there, we'll be seen, having tea with the queen. We'll forAget everything...that we've F♯mever ever been.C♯m
Bm Bm D
B Em7 G
Am[Mrs. EAmverglot] It's a terrible day [Mr.E Everglot] Now don't be that way [Mrs. EAmverglot] E Am It's a terrible day for a wedding. [Mr. EvFerglot] B♭m C♯ It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in, [Mrs. EveAmrglot] E Am That has led to this ominous wedding. F[Mr. Everglot]B♭/D E Am/E How could our family have come to this? [MrF. and Mrs. EveB♭/Drglot] E Am To marry off our daughter to the noveaux rich. [Mrs. EvergFlot] They're so common, [MrC/E. Everglot] So coarse. [Mrs. EFverglot] E Oh, it couldn't be worse! [Mr. Everglot] It couldn't be worse? I'm afraid I disagree. It could be Dmland rich bankrupt aristocracy, without a penny to their Ename...just like Fyou.E..and me. [Mrs. Everglot] Oh, dear. [Mr.Am and Mrs. EE7verglot] Am E7 And that's why everything, every last little thing, Cevery single Bdimtiny microCscopic little Bdimthing must E7go... D E E7 [MAmrs. EvergloFt] According to plan, [Mr.E/G♯ Everglot] Am Our daughter will wed. [MAmrs. EvergloFmt] According to plan, [Mr.G EverglFot] Our family lead, [Mr. and G/DMrs. EvergElot] F B♭m B♭m F From the depths of deepest poverty,
B♭m C♯ B♭m F[Mrs. EGvergloCt] To the noble realm, [Mr. EvGergloCt] Of our ancestors. [Mr.Bm and Mrs. EEmverglot] Bm Em E Am And who'd have guessed in a million years that our daughter, with the face [Mr. EEverglot] Am of an otter in disgrace, [Mr. and EMrs. EverFglot] G Fm B♭m Would provide our ticket to our rightful place?
Fm C♯7M C♯7M9B♭m[Victoria (speaking)] C♯ What if Victor and I don't...like each other? C[Mrs. Everglot (speaking)] Cm Do you suppose your father and I like each other? G[Victoria (speaking)] Surely you must...a little... A♭[Mr. and MC♯rs. Everglot (speaking)] Of course not! F[Mrs. Everglot (spE/Beaking)] D G Gm Get those corsets laced properly...I can hear you speak without gasping. B♭Marriage Adimis a partGmnership. A liD7ttle tit for tat. You'd think a lifetimeB♭ watching us (singing) A♭mmight have taught her E♭that. Might have taught her A♭mthat. [Mr. Everglot] Everything must be perfect [Mrs. Everglot] Everything must be perfect [Mr. and Mrs. EvergE♭lot] Everything must be perfect, perfect, A♭m[The VanDorE♭7ts and the EA♭mverglots] E♭7 That's why everything, every last little thing, Bevery single B♭dimtiny microBscopic little B♭dimthing must E♭go...AcE♭7cording to A♭mplan!
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