Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Note:

Instead of the single notes you can play the lower strings of the chord.

E.g. instead of only the G in the first chord play G and the B or even the D.

That makes it alot easier to play without a pick.

The rythm:

One hyphen is the sixtienth part of the 4 beat measure. You will want to

silence the strings before each beat of the 4 beat (1 2 3 4 as noted).

This is the way i play it, without the fancy stuff Darren puts in and without

the Louis Armstrong part inbetween.

Chords:

E A D G B e

G (Var1) 3 2 0 0 3 3

G (Var2) 3 5 5 4 3 3

Em7 (Var1) 0 2 2 0 3 3

Em7 (Var2) x 7 9 7 8 7

D7add9 (?) x 5 4 5 3 0

You won't sleep on your tummy

You won't sleep on your back

We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree

We share some hands and fingers

And yet the feeling lingers

We're just about as different as

anyone could be

You like plotting a garden

and I like plotting to kill

You think that you should rule the world

I think books are a thrill!

Sipping tea by the fires swell

Pushing people in is fun as well

I like folding all my ties

And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise

I guess it's plain to see

when you look at you and me

we're different

different as can

be. It's plain to see

when you look at you and me

we're different

different as can

be

Youre a sissy, a twat a girl!

Im the darkest of lords!

Im the brightest professor here

I've won several awards

My new world is about to unfold

You got beat by a two year old

I'll kill him this time through and through

Or you might just give him another tattoo

You really must agree

when you look at you and me

were different

different as can-

Ill rise again and Ill

rule the world. But

you must help me re-

new

For when our plan succeeds - Prevails!

Part of that world goes to you

When I rule the world I'll plant

flowers

When I rule the world I'll have

snakes

And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,

a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!

I guess it's plain to see

when you look at you and me

we're different

different as can

be. It's plain to see

when you look at you and me

we're different

different as can

be

have fun!

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| x Mute note