Overenthusiastic Contraceptive Lady Chords

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AOverenthusiastic cEontraceptive lady

WDhy don't you just let me Ein.

I know you're sAcared of disease

But let's preEtend it's the eighties

I Dwanna go skin to skEin.

HaDven't you heard about a Ething called love?

Goes Ausually free to guys like me

From Dgirls like Eyou.

AOverenthusiastic coEntraceptive lady

I'm Dnot gonna wear one of Ethose.

See I've got Apoor circulation

And now i'm tEhinking that maybe

It'll Dcut off the blood from my tEoes.

Besides it's like

tDhinking an umbrella could sEtop a tsunami

Or forAgetting to unwrap a peperami

DYou wouldn't do it girl

DSo why'd you do it to Eme?

AOverenthusiastic coEntraceptive lady

WDhy do you think you know bEest? (Why?)

I Ajust want your loving girl

I Edon't want your baby

So I Dpromise to aim for your cEhest

DI understand that yEou've got issues

But it'sA okay baby, I got tissues D

And if that's not enough to set your world on fEire

I also got an aEfrican choir.

(African choir part is A, E, D, E)