Standard (EADGBE)

Key: , then

Chords used:

Intro

Bass: A--D-C x8

Guitar: A--D-C x8

Verse 1

I'm tired of self-respect

I can't afford a car

I wanna be a

prefab super--star

I wanna be a tool

Don't need no soul

Wanna make big money

Playing rock and roll

Interlude

A--D-C- x2

Verse 2

I'll make my music boring

I'll play my music slow

I ain't no artist

I'm a business--man

No ideas of my own

I won't offend

Or rock the boat

Just sex and drugs

B E D G-- x2

And rock and roll

Breakdown

Mocking Knack's My Sharona

Drool, drool, drool

drool, drool drool My payola!

Drool, drool, drool

drool, drool drool My payola!

Interlude

A--D-C- x2

Verse 3

You'll pay ten bucks to see me

On a fifteen foot high stage

Fatass bouncers kick the shit

Out of kids who try to

dance If my friends say

I've lost my guts"

I'll laugh and say

That's rock and roll

But there's just one problem

Chorus 1

Is my cock big enough

Is my brain small enough

For you to make me a star

Give me a toot I'll

sell you my soul

Pull my strings

and I'll go far

Give me a toot I'll

sell you my soul

Pull my strings

and I'll go far

Verse 3

And when I'm rich

And meet Bob Hope

We'll shoot some golf

And shoot some dope

Chorus 2

Is my cock big enough

Is my brain small enough

For you to make me a star

Give me a toot I'll

sell you my soul

Pull my strings

and I'll go far

Guitar solo

G-Bm-Em-C-G-Bm-Em-- x4

Chorus

Is my cock big enough

Is my brain small enough

For you to make me a star

Is my cock big enough

Is my brain small enough

For you to make me a star

Is my cock big enough

Is my brain small enough

For you to make me a star

Give me a toot I'll

sell you my soul

Pull my strings

and I'll go far

Give me a toot I'll

sell you my soul

Pull my strings

and I'll go far

Outro

Drool, drool, drool

drool, drool drool My payola!

Drool, drool, drool

drool, drool drool My payola!