Standard (EADGBE)

Mid-winters day, its cooold and I know for

certain when I go outside my head starts hurtin

Its a winters day, and I know for

certain when I go outside my head starts hurtin

So I wrap it up in materials to keep my

head from gettin cold, Oh wrap it up in

materials to keep my head from gettin cold

nd I said tell my friends when they havekids

Ya I said tell my friends when they have kids

Im g'on want that child to be a long

haired child x4

Oh I go outside, and mingle in the snow

My head looks like a globe, aint no

hair on it at all! Do I buy a wig?

Should I grow my beeard, and comb it upwards

and around my ears? Well I cant wait for

the kids to come, I cant wait for the kids

to come and say "Hey babe, you g'on know

no barbershop." 'Cause I want...

yeah, I want... and I know for certain

Chorus

Itsno-sugar-beer (???), baby thats for sure

when the storm hits my temple, I wanna

rush home and put on the kettle now

and warm my little brain and bald head

Im too cold to know if Im alive or dead

But when my baby slips out my mommas womb

When my baby slips out my mommas womb

We're gonna enter a new life, enter a new

life thats for sure, Youre gonna enter

yourself back through your babys front door

Now if you want that baby to be a long haired

child, you g'on make that baby be a long

haired child thats for sure,

baby, baby, thats for sure.

Then some shoo-bops switching from G to Am