Standard (EADGBE)
Come on down to where them tracks cross high streets
You can watch the whole world go insane
See the lighters hit the rocks in the bushes
Like the stars are coming down like rain
Here she comes just a skin and bone skeleton
She is food for the crack cocaine
She's got a baby living right outside the city
Man, she don't even remember his name
Well his name is Adolf Hitler, Albert Einstein, Jesse James!
All hail! All hail!
To the greatest of sales
Everything in sight's got to be sold
All hail! All hail!
It's to work or to jail
Man they're closing them doors on the world
Laugh if you want to
Really is kinda funny
'Cause the world is a car and you're the crash test dummy
The herd is stampeding now the fence is gone
Television is always on
It says save the children but drop the bomb
Replace the word right now with the word wrong
Hey, there's a big sale on Tuesday get it before it's gone
Get a picture with the four horsemen for a nominal sum
Now that they got everything they'd like to sell you some
All hail! All hail!
To the greatest of sales
Everything in sight's got to be sold
All hail! All hail!
It's to work or to jail
Man they're closing them doors on the world
Take this pill now
And put it on your tongue
Keeps you acting just like everyone
Keeps you from feeling good, bad, ugly, crazy, dumb
It ain't a drug goddamn it I'd give it to my only son
Well, no one's gonna get arrested
No one's having any fun
Doctor's orders: you feel your heart beating,
go ahead and take you one
Now your duller than a singing saw playing
Uncomfortably numb
It's a thorazine work party with free fluoride bubble gum
You wander like a zombie out into the midday sun
All hail! All hail!
To the greatest of sales
Everything in sight's got to be sold
All hail! All hail!
It's to work or to jail
All hail! All hail!
To the greatest of sales
Everything in sight's got to be sold
All hail! All hail!
It's to work or to jail
Man they're closing them doors on the world
yea they're closin' them doors
All hail! All hail!
To the greatest of sales
Everything in sight's got to be sold
All hail! All hail!
It's to work or to jail
Man they're closing them doors
Yeah they're closing them doors
Yeah they're closing them doors on the world