Standard (EADGBE)
Did you ever stop to think about what rats do for fun?
Sure they crawl around and scurry and theyre always on the run
But a rat sure likes a good time, just like you and me
Ill prove it with a tale about a rat-infested brewery
It started with a little lad named Vermin McCann
Who fell upon a drink that made him feel like quite a man
He rounded up his furry boys, the some were around
They quickly changed their tune and Slammed a couple down!
Chorus
Come on all you good rats, we'll send you to heaven,
You'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
'Cuz in these vats you've made quite a creation
A potion that turns the guiness to gold!
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