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She chose the soft centre and took it to bed with her mother.
And the ideal confusion was just an illusion -
to gain further news of her bro - ther.
And the comfort of mother was just an appeal for protection.
For the cat from next door was found later at 4 - in surgical dissec - tion.
Chorus
And I don't want to be the son of any freak.
Who for a chocolate centre can take you off the street.
For soon they'll plough the desert and God knows where I'll be.
Collecting submarine numbers - on the main street of the sea.
The Vicar is thicker and I just can't see through to him.
For his cardinal sings a collection of hymns,
and a collection of coins is made af - ter.
And who wrote the Bible - was it Judas or Pilate.
Well one cleans his hands while the other one hangs -
but still I continue to stand.