Elvis Costello - All This Useless Beauty Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


It's at tDimes such as this she'd be temptCed to spit
BmIf she wasn't so lD7adyAlike
She imGagines how she might have livFed
back when legends and hiEmstory collFide    Em/G            A
So she loDoks to her prince findCing since he's so charmBmingly
slumped at her D7sidAe
Those dGays are recalled on the galleFry wall
And she's waiBmting for pBm/Aassion or huEmor to strike

WhAat shall we do, what shGall we do with all this useless beauty?
AGll this useAless bDeauty

Good FrDiday arrived, the sky darkCened on time
'Til he alBmmost began to negD7otiAate
GShe held his head like a baFby and said "It's okaEmy  if    F you Em/Gcry"        A
Now he wanDts her to dress as if youC couldn't guess
He deBmsires to impress his assD7ociAates
But he's pGart ugly beast and HellFenic deceased
So she fiBmnds that the mBm/Aixture is hEard to deny

Chorus
She won't praCctice the looks from the greDat tragic bGooks
That were lGater disgrGaced to face ceEmlluloid
It won't eCven make sense bDut you can bGet
If she iCsn't a sweetheart or plDaything or Gpet
The fCilm turns her into an uAnveiled threat

NoDnsense prevails, modeCsty fails
Grace and viBmrtue turn into stupAidity
While the cGalendar fades almost allF barricades to a paEmle comproFmise  Em/G         A
And our lDeaders have feasts on the bacCksides of beasts
They still tBmhink they're the gods of antAiquity
If sGomething you missed didn't eveFn exist
It was jBmust an Bm/Aideal -- is it sEuch a surprise?

Chorus [x2]