Elvis Costello - No Dancing Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Oh, I kmDow that she has made a fAool of him,
Like girls have dDone so many nights before,
Time and tAime again.
Life is so strDange.  I don't know wAhy,
But somebDody, somebody has to cGmry.
There's gonna beD no danAcing when thGey get homeD.

There's gonna beG no danAcing, no,
There's gonna beG no danAcing,
There's gonna beG no danAcing when they get hB♭ome.  D

Now he's telling her ev'ry little thing he's done.
Once he glanced at the jackets of some paperbacks.
Now he's read ev'ry one.
He's such a drag.  He's not insane.
It's just that ev'rybody has to feel his pain.
There's gonna be no dancing when they get home.

B♭He's getting down on his knees.
DmHe finds that her bB♭rother's not so easy to pleaseDm, oh, oh.
AB♭fter all, his nights were just a pFaper striptease.
She's cA7aught it like some diseaseA7.
           Tacit
If he says no dancing, there's gonna be no dancing,
There's gonna be noG dancAing on my B♭own. D

She can't even speak to him.  He can't face her now.
He says, "Even though I wanna shake your hand,
All I ever do is bow.
So now you see how it can be.
Why can't you give me ev'rything but sympathy?
There's gonna beD no danAcing,
There's gonna beD no danAcing,
There's gonna beB♭ no danFcing,
There's gonna beB♭ no danFcing
There's gonna beB♭ no danFcing
There's gonna beB♭ no danFcing on my E♭own.  D