Standard (EADGBE)

The way you shake it, I can't believe

I ain't never seen an

ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing...

I don't believe it

It's almost too good to be true

I ain't never seen an

Ass like that

The way you move it,

you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves

She's like a belly dancer

She's shaking that ass

To that new nelly jam

I Think someones at the door

But I don't think I'm gonna answer

Police saying "freeze"

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean freeze?

Please, I'm a human being

I have needs

I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing

I am not resisting arrest

I am agreeing Mr. Officer

I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further

It's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer

I just like to pee, pee, pee

Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go

Ring--chong, -ching-chong-chong-chong-ching

Psych, I joke I joke

I kidd, I kidd

If I offend I'm sorry

Please, please forgive

For I am Triumph, the puppet dog

I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything I sing

You will love it

Chorus

The way you shake it, I can't believe

I ain't never seen an

ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing...

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'

Nick I ain't never seen an

Ass like that