Y'all Gact like you never seen a Dwhite person before Jaws aEmll on the floor like Pam, liCke Tommy just burst in the door Gand started whoopin her asDs worse than before Emthey first were divorce, Cthrowin her over furniture (Ahh!) It's theG return of the... "Ah, wait, noD way, you're kidding, Emhe didn't just say what I thCink he did, did he?" GAnd Dr. Dre said..D. nothing you idiots! EmDr. Dre's dead, he's Clocked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) GFeminist women love EDminem chigga chigga chEmigga "Slim Shady, I'm siCck of him look at him, GWalkin' around grabbiDn' his you-know-what Flippin the yoEmu-know-who," "Yeah, but he's Cso cute though!" GYeah, I probably got a couple of scrDews up in my head loose But nEmo worse, than what's goin oCn in your parents' bedrooms GSometimes, I wanna get Don TV and just let loose, but canEm't but it's cool for Tom Green to Chump a dead moose G"My bum is on your lips, myD bum is on your lips" And if EmI'm lucky, you might just giCve it a little kiss And tGhat's the message that we delDiver to little kids And eEmxpect them not to know what a woCman's clitoris is Of coGurse they gonna know what intercDourse is By the time they hit fEmourth grade They got the DisCcovery Channel don't they? G"We ain't nothing but mDammals.." Well, some of us caEmnnibals who cut other pCeople open like cantaloupes [SLURP] GBut if we can hump dDead animals and antelopes Emthen there's no reason that a man and anCother man can't elope [*EWWW!*] BGut if you feel like DI feel, I got the antidote EmWomen wave your pantyhose, sCing the chorus and it goesStandard guitar tuning:EADGBECapo on 4 fret
ChorusEminem (repeat 2X)] 'Cause IG'm Slim Shady, yes ID'm the real Shady All you oEmther Slim Shadys areC just imitating So wGon't the real Slim Shady plDease stand up, Emplease stand up, pClease stand up? GWill Smith don't gotta cuss in his rDaps to sell his records; Emwell I do, so fuck him and fCuck you too! You thGink I give a damn about a GDrammy? Half of you crEmitics can't even stomach me, lCet alone stand me "But SGlim, what if you win, wouDldn't it be weird?" EmWhy? So you guys could just lie to Cget me here? So you cGan, sit me here nDext to Britney Spears? EmShit, Christina Aguilera bCetter switch me chairs so I canG sit next to Carson DDaly and Fred Durst and heEmar 'em argue over who she gave hCead to first GYou little bitch, put me on Dblast on MTV "Yeah, he's cEmute, but I think he's married tCo Kim, hee-hee!" I should Gdownload her audio on DMP3 and show the wEmhole world how you gave CEminem VD [AHHH!] GI'm sick of you little girl and bDoy groups, all you do is Emannoy me so I have been sCent here to destroy you [bzzzt] GAnd there's a million of us jDust like me who cEmuss like me; who just don't giCve a fuck like me who dGress like me; walk, talk and Dact like me and jEmust might be the next best thCing but not quite me!
ChorusI'm like a hGead trip to listen to, cDause I'm only givin you Emthings you joke about with your friendCs inside your living room TheG only difference isD I got the balls to say it in front of yEm'all and I don't gotta be faClse or sugarcoated at all GI just get on the miDc and spit it and whethEmer you like to admit it [*ERR*] CI just shit it better than nGinety percent of you raDppers out can Then you wonder Emhow can kids eat up these alCbums like valiums It's fGunny; cause at the raDte I'm goin when I'm thirty EmI'll be the only person in the nuCrsin home flirting GPinchin nurses asses whDen I'm jackin off with Jergens And IEm'm jerkin but this whole bag of ViCagra isn't working And eGvery single person is a SDlim Shady lurkin He coEmuld be workin at Burger King, spiCttin on your onion rings [*HACH*] GOr in the parkin lot, cDircling Screaming "I donEm't give a fuck!" with his windows doCwn and his system up GSo, will the real Shady plDease stand up? And Emput one of those fingers on eCach hand up? And be prGoud to be outta your mDind and outta control and Emone more time, loud as you Ccan, how does it go?
Chorus 4xHa ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up