You Only Want Me Cause You Want My Sister Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

C D G Em

C D G

GYou pulled up at the house at half past sDeven,

In your Em‘69 Impala, Cshook hands with my father,

And we Gstopped off at the drug store by the Ddrive-in,

For some EmTrojans and a six-pack,

CStill your eyes kept wandering back to Amher,

It’s alwaCys her

So let’s get one thing straightened out here, Dsir

Chorus

If you Cthink you’re seeing Ddouble

Let me Gsave you some Emtrouble

This Cain’t no two-for-Done bargain here, Gmister

‘Cause CI’m much more than Djust twice shy

I’ve Ghad enough two-Emtiming guys

Who Conly want me D‘cause they want my Gsister

My eyes are just as blue as hers, my Dhair is just as fine,

And the Emtattoo on her lower back’s exCactly just like mine

But, if youG look beneath the surface,

We’re as Ddifferent as can be,

‘Cause there’s Emjust one heart that beats for you

And that Cheart belongs to me

And not to Amher, it’s always Cher

So let’s get one thing straight if I’m your Dgirl

Chorus

And Emif tomorrow you should die

My Csister would not bat an eye

She Gdoesn’t even know your name

She’s Dgoing with some other guy

As Emlong as she is still around

I’ll Calways have a trace of doubt

I need to know your love is real, but Dhow?

We’re Gall dressed up, the flowers sure are Dpretty

Mother Empays her last respects

I look arCound, no one suspects

That it was Gme who put the Drano in her Dcoffee

And Emnow that she is underground

I’ll Cknow that you’re not hanging ‘round

For Amher, no, not Cfor her

And now I’ll know your Dlove is true for Gsure

It Cpains my heart to Dthink of her

A Grotting, stinking, maggot-infested,

Bloated, and pus-oozing corpse Embeneath the earth

You Ccan’t imagine Djust how much I Emmiss her,

But Cnow I know you Dwant me, not my Gsister.