Fall Out Boy - Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Special chords:
  F/E    D5
E--------------|
B-(10)---------|
G--9------7----|
D--10-----7----|  D5 means: no major or minor
A--7------5----|
E--------------|

//Verse\\
B♭  Mr. SAandmanC showDming hCis beDmam, wheCn hDme waB♭lks into the rAoom theC wallsDm lean
in tDmo listen
B♭  Surf Aout bClank Dmwaves, clCicking bDmack and fCortDmh like B♭old headAlights sCniffing
Dmbottled yDmou again.
B♭Head like a Asteel Ctrap, Dmwish I Cdidn’t,Dm I didnC’t, I B♭didn’t, I didnA’t,
I didnC’t, I Dmdidn’t, I diDmdn’t, I don’tB♭

 B♭Just Awant Cto Dmbe Ca DmfootnCote in B♭someone Aelse’Cs Dmhappiness.

//Chorus\\
 And  B♭Does your AhusbaCnd Dmknow Cthe Dmway Cthat Dmthe B♭sunshine Agleams frCom your
Dmwedding bDmand?
Does he B♭know the Away, Cdoes he Dmknow Cthe Dmway Cof Dmthe B♭crickets that would
Aconvince mCe to Dmcall it Dma night?

//Post-Chorus\\
FI will F/Enever end up like Dmhim, behind my B♭back, I already aFm.
Keep a Fcalendar, F/Ethis way you will Dmalways B♭know.

//Interlude\\ ("Turn-Up")
The D5last time you came Ethrough, oh Fdarling, I know what you’re Ggoing through.
The D5last time you came Ethrough, oh Fdarling, oh darling, oh Gdarling

  B♭ A C Dm C Dm C  Dm

  B♭ A C Dm   Dm

//Verse\\
B♭Tempest in a Ateacup, Dmget unique.
B♭Peroxide APrinCcess Dmshine like Dmshark teeth
It’s a B♭sign,(it’s a Asign)    CIt’s a Dmsign,(iCt’s a Dmsign)
ICt’s a B♭sign, what Aif you Cpeaked Dmearly.   Dm

//Chorus\\
 And  B♭Does your AhusbaCnd Dmknow Cthe Dmway Cthat Dmthe B♭sunshine Agleams frCom your
Dmwedding bDmand?
Does he B♭know the Away, Cdoes he Dmknow Cthe Dmway Cof Dmthe B♭crickets that would
Aconvince mCe to Dmcall it Dma night?

B♭  Does he,A  does Che Dmknow Cthe Dmway Cto B♭worship AourC  Dmlove? Dm
 And  B♭Does your AhusbaCnd Dmknow Cthe Dmway Cthat Dmthe B♭sunshine Agleams frCom your
Dmwedding bDmand?

//Post-Chorus\\
FI will F/Enever end up like Dmhim, behind my B♭back, I already aFm.
Keep a Fcalendar, F/Ethis way you will Dmalways knoB♭w.

//Interlude\\ ("Turn-Up")
The D5last time you came Ethrough, oh Fdarling, I know what you’re Ggoing through.
The D5last time you came Ethrough, oh Fdarling, oh darling, oh Gdarling

//Chorus-like Middle 8\\
B♭  Does your AhusbCand Dmknow? CDoes your Dmhusband Cknow? B♭Does your AhusCband Dmknow
ODmh oh oh, whoa-B♭oh

A DoCes he Dmknow? CDoes he Dmknow, Cdoes he B♭know? WhoaA-ah-ah-ahC-ah, Dmoh! Dmoh! Dmoh!

//Post-Chorus\\  (Now different played)
FI will F/Enever end up like Dmhim, behind my B♭back, I already aFm.
Keep a cFalendar, F/Ethis way you will Dmalways knoB♭w.

//Outro\\ (Outro, played with Post-Chorus-chords)
Oh, the Flast time you came F/Ethrough,
Oh Dmdarling, I know what you’re B♭going through.
The Flast time you camB♭e through,
Oh, Dmdarling I know what you’re B♭going through.

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