Fall Out Boy - I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me And You) Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Verse
B♭mLast year's wC♯ishes
B♭mAre this year's aC♯pologies
B♭mEvery last tFime I come hF♯ome
I take my lB♭mast chance C♯
To burn a bB♭mridge or two C♯
I only keep B♭mmyself this sFick in the head
Cause I kF♯now how the words get you

Pre-chorus
FWe're the new face of fB♭mailure
FPrettier and younger but not B♭many better off
A♭Bullet proof loneliC♯ness
F♯At best, aFt best A♭

Chorus
Me and yC♯ou, setting in a hB♭moneymoon
If I wF♯oke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
Me and B♭myou, setting in a hoC♯neymoon
If I wF♯oke up next to you, if I wA♭oke up next to you

Verse 2
B♭mCollect the bad hC♯abits
B♭mThat you couldn't C♯bear to keep
B♭mOut of the wFoods but I lF♯ove
A tree I uB♭msed to lay bC♯eneath
Kissed tB♭meeth stained rC♯ed
From a sB♭mour bottle baFby girl
With eF♯yes the size of baby worlds

Pre-chorus
FWe're the new face of fB♭mailure
FPrettier and younger but not B♭many better off
A♭Bullet proof loneliC♯ness
F♯At best, at Fbest  A♭

Chorus
Me and yC♯ou, setting in a hB♭moneymoon
If I wF♯oke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
Me and B♭myou, setting in a hC♯oneymoon
If I wF♯oke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
Me and yC♯ou, setting in a hB♭moneymoon
If I wF♯oke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
Me and B♭myou, setting in a hC♯oneymoon
If I wF♯oke up next to you, if I A♭woke up next to you

Bridge
The B♭mbest way to mF♯ake it through
With hC♯earts and wrists inFtact
Is to rB♭mealize F♯two out of three ain't A♭bad
Ain't bad

Chorus
Me and yC♯ou, setting in a honeymoon
If I wF♯oke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
Me and B♭myou
 C♯

SF♯etting in a honeymoon
Me and C♯you, setting in a B♭mhoneymoon
If I wF♯oke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
Me and B♭myou, setting in a C♯honeymoon
If I wF♯oke up next to you