Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Play it with a lot of fuzz. The accompanying guitar part is played with a
slide on a guitar tuned to open E.
I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast
But she don't use butter, she don't use cheese
She don't use jelly or any of these
She uses vaa aass eline
Vaa aass eline (3x)
I know a guy who goes to shows
When he's at home and he blows his nose
He don't use tissues or his sleeve
He don't use napkins or any of these
He uses maa aagg azines
Maa aagg azines (2x)
Maa aaa gazines
I know a girl who reminds me of Cher
She's always changing the color of her hair
She don't use nothing you buy in a store
She likes her hair to be real orange
She uses taa aann gerines
Taa aann gerines (2x)
Taa aann gerines