Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Chorus 1
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
There's too many mutha uckas,
Uckin, with my shi-, uckin, with my shi-
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
How many mutha uckas? Too many to count, mutha uckas.
Verse 1
I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly,
Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me.
And I'm out for my account, 'cos out on A.P,
On AP...yeah, you know me.
Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee,
Makes my payment short my rent comes back to me,
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty,
So you'll see me 'cos of your mutha uckin' fee,
Read the words on my ATM slip, it said;
We're all mutha uckas and we're uckin' with your shi-, come on!
Chorus 2
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
There's too many mutha uckas,
Uckin, with my shi-; my weekly statement shi-!
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
How many mutha uckas? Too many to count, mutha uckas.
Verse 2
The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery,
The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi.
The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious,
Cut the cra-...I need my red delicious.
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid,
Gonna dice the mutha ucka,
Like a mutha uckin' fruit salad.
Then... Granny Smith...
...An avocado...-... -...
... mango...
Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!
Chorus 3
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka.
There's too many mutha uckas,
Uckin, with my shi-; he's gonna wake up in a smoothie.
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my...
(*Beatboxing)
Everybody come on!
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shh...
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