Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

I bang on the door, but she won't let me in

(Fill 1)

'Cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin

You lock all the doors from the front to the back

(Fill 2)

And left me a note telling me I should pack

I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer

Order me up a whiskey and beer

If you ask me why I'm writting this poem

Some call it tavern, but I call it home

Chorus

Fuck you I'm Drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk

Pour my beer down the sink, I've got more in the trunk

Fuck you I'm drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk

(Fill 2)

And I'm gonna be drunk 'till the next time I'm drunk

Verse 2

You've given me an option, you said I must choose

(Fill1)

'tween you an' the liquor, then I'll take the booze

I'm jumpin' on Western down to the southside

(Fill 2)

Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish Pride

Chorus

Fuck you I'm Drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk

Pour my beer down the sink, I've got more in the trunk

Fuck you I'm drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk

(Fill 2)

And I'm gonna be drunk 'till the next time I'm drunk

--Michael Patrick-- Fuck You Im Drunk