Standard (EADGBE)

this song's for the emo kids

with the punk-rock, rockabilly screamo lids

and the crunk-rock, hip-hop, and metal queens

who still don't know what the heck that means

lets cheer for the real MCs

all the east, west, dirty south straight OGs

with the hippy rock, hardcore, alticountries

with the techno-industrial magazine

Pre-chorus

I don't know where I fit in but every time that records spins

I know the way it makes me feel

and I never tried to be your trend never asked to be everyone's friend

I'm just who I am and that's life for real

and every time you try to just remember...

Chorus

that I won't be America's Next Freak

I will not lay down every time you speak

and if all you see is America's Next Freak

take me home, take me home, take me home...

this ones for the Philistines

and the beach boys rocking in the Philippines

with their twist top x-box strategies

all speaking French, Spanish, and Portuguese

and one time for the have-to-buy-it's

with their super low, low-carb atkin's diets

and the man with the plan in the courderoy

who just brought back the backstreet boys

Pre-chorus

I don't know where I fit in but every time that records spins

I know the way it makes me feel

and I never tried to be your trend never asked to be everyone's friend

I'm just who I am and that's life for real

and every time you try to just remember...

Chorus

that I won't be America's Next Freak

I will not lay down every time you speak

and if all you see is America's Next Freak

take me home, take me home, take me home...

Bridge

I don't see anything around me

I won't be, I won't be

I don't see anything around me

I won't be, I won't be

if you don't see, then me make blind

cause I won't see, I won't see

it makes me sick, it makes me smile

cause I won't be, I won't be

Chorus

I won't be America's Next Freak

I will not lay down every time you speak

and if all you see is America's Next Freak

take me home, take me home, take me home...

I won't be America's Next Freak

I will not lay down every time you speak

and if all you see is America's Next Freak

take me home, take me home, take me home...