Fountains Of Wayne - New Routine Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
Capo on 1 fret

  A Asus4   A2 Asus4   A Asus4   A2 Asus4

ATwo men sit in the corner of a diner
Both of them look quite a bit like Carl Reiner
One of them is smoking even though the sign says not to
The waitress says to stop, he says sorry but I've got to
They tell each other jokes that they both know that they both know
They talk about real estate, prostates, Costco
And when they finish up they leave a twenty on the table
The waitress picks it up with their half-eaten bagels
And Dwhen her shift is over she goes Eback to Mineola
F♯mSits on the couch, opens Eup a diet cola and says
AI'm so, Asus4I'm so sick of this pAlace I'm so rAsus4eady for a change of paAce
AI'm just Asus4looking for a new routDine
So she spins her F♯mglobe and the next thing you Eknow
She's living in LiechtenAstein   A       A           A

She Bdoesn't speak German, only high school Spanish
But within a few weeks she discovers she can manage
But there's not much going on except for banking and skiing
So she breaks up with the man that she just started seeing
He Edrops her at the airport in a F♯diesel Mercedes
A♭mThinks to himself I'm so F♯feeble with the ladies and I
BI'm so, Bsus4I'm so sick of this pBlace I'm so rBsus4eady for a change of paBce
BI'm just Bsus4looking for a new routEine
So he grabs his A♭mcap, throws a dart at a F♯map
And now he's living in Bowling BGreen  B      B          B

He A♭mtalks his way inta a job at La Quinta
C♯Falls for the manager who's moving back to Canada
EShe's tried Roanoke, Reykjavik, Rome
F♯Says you're really sweet but I just want to go home

    B   B   B   B

BTwo men sit in the corner of a diner
One of them says I might take a trip to China
It's one of those things we should do before we're too old
Thanks but no thanks, bring me back an egg roll
Bring it back, bring it back, bring it back, bring it back

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