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Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capoIntro
F♯m7 B F♯m7 B
F♯m7 B F♯m7 B
Brown F♯m7shoesB don't F♯m7make itB Brown F♯m7shoesB don't F♯m7make itB Quit F♯m7schoolB, why fF♯m7ake itB Brown F♯m7shoesB don't F♯m7make itB TV Cdinner by the pool Watch your C♯brother grow a beard Got anCother year of school You're B♭OK, he's too weird Be a pAlumber He's a Abummer He's a Abummer every Asummer Be a Emloy-F♯mal Gplas-Atic Bmro-C♯mbot DFor Ea Aworld F♯mthat Edoes-F♯mn't care B♭6Smile at every ugly Shine on your shoes and cut your hairIntro
F♯m7 B F♯m7 B
F♯m7 B F♯m7 B
Be a F♯m7jerk and go Bto work Be a F♯m7jerk and go Bto work Be a F♯m7jerk and go Bto work Be a F♯m7jerk and go Bto work Do yoF♯m7ur job, and Bdo it right Life's a F♯m7ball! (BTV tonight!) Do you lF♯m7ove it, do you Bhate it? There it F♯m7is, the way you Bmade it F♯m7(WOOOooow) [Changes to a moderate waltz, 3/4 time sig] BA world of secret C♯hungers, BPerverting the men who make your C♯laws BEvery desire is C♯hidden away, C♯ B Fm7add5 [C#6/9] F♯maj7 Fm7add5 In a drawer, in a desk, C♭maj7By C♯maj7a E♭Nau-FgaF♯maj7-hyde E♭chair F♯ GOn a rug where they walk and drool GPast the girls in the office The 12 piece string ensemble plays here, I couldn't make out any chords and the Frank Zappa Songbook has none for this part either. [back to 4/4 time sig]N.C.
N.C.You see in the back, of the cynical mind N.C.The dream of a girl about thirteen N.C.Off with her clothes and into a bed, N.C.Where she tickles his fancy all night long N.C.His wife's attending an orchid show D D C B A G A B She squealed for a week to get him to go N.C.But back in the bed his teenage Queen Is rocking and rolling and acting obscene Baby! Baby! Baby! Baby! And he Cloves it! He loves itDm! It curls up his toes! She Embites his fat neck, FAnd Git Flights up his nose, EmBut EmHe cannot be fooled, COld DmCity Hall Fred, CShe's B♭nasty, she's Cnasty, She D9digs it in E9bed! Cmaj7Do it a-CgaEmin, and Dm7do it some mE♭ore! That Cmaj7does it, by Em6golly, E♭ Dmit's nasty Am7for sure! Nasty-nasty-nasty! Nasty-nasty-nasty! Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty She's a Gdirty young Dmmind. F Cor-ruEmpt-ed, Dmcor-rodC-ed Well she's Gthir-teen toDm-day, F And I Emhear she gDmets Cload-ed If she were my daughter I'd What would you do, Daddy? If she were my daughter I'd What would you do, Daddy? If she were my daughter I'd What would you do, Daddy? B♭Smother my Adaughter A♭in G7chocolate syrup, And C7strap her F7on again, B♭ Oh C♯dim ba-byF7! B♭Smother that Agirl iA♭7n G7chocolate syrup, And C7strap her on again!F7 She's a B♭Teenage Baby, and she B♭7turns me on, I'd like to E♭make Her do a nasty On the F♯7White House Lawn! Going to B♭smother that Adaugh-ter A♭in G7chocolate syrup, C7And boogie till the F7cows come B♭home! N.C.Time to go home, Madge is on the phone N.C.Gotta meet the Gurneys And a dozen gray attorneys N.C.TV dinner by the pool I'm so glad I finished school CLife B♭is such A♭a ball F♯I run Dthe world Cfrom Ci-ty Am9Hall
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