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She had that Camarillo Brillo flamin' out along her head.

I mean her Mendcino Bino by where some bugs had made it red

She ruled the toads of the short forest and every newt in Idaho

And every cricket who had chorused by the bush in Buffalo

She said she was a magic mama and she could throw a mean Tarot

And carried on without a comma that she was someone I should know

She had a snake for a pet and an amulet

And she was breeding a dwarf, but she wasn't done yet

She had gray-green skin, a doll with a pin

I told her she was alright, but I couldn't come in

And so she wandered through the doorway just like a shadow from a tomb

She said her stereo was four-way and I'd just love it in her room

Well, I was born to have adventure, so I just followed up the steps

Right past her fuming incense stencher to where she hung her castinettes

She stripped away her rancid poncho and laid out naked by the door

We did it 'til we were unconcho and it was useless anymore

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