Lonesome Cowboy Burt Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

CMy name is Burtram

I am a redFneck

All my friCends,

They call me 'BFurt'

(Hi, Burt!)

CAll my family,

From down in TeFxas

Make their liCvin'

DigGgin' dirt

THEN ITS THE THE SAME WITH THE OTHER VERSES

Come out here to Californy,

Just to find me

Some pretty girls

Ones I seen

Gets me so horny;

Ruby lips,

'N teeth like pearls!

Wanna love 'em all!

Wanna love 'em dearly!

Wanna pretty girl-

I'll even pay!

I'll buy 'em furs!

I'll buy 'em jewelry!

I know they like me;

Here's what I say:

UNTIL:

AI'm lonesome Cowboy BuErt!

(Speakin' atcha!)

ACome smell my fringe-y shEirt!

(Reekin' atcha!)

AMy cowboy pantEs,

AMy cowboy danEce,

AMy bold advanEce,

DOn this here waitrGess . . .

Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey

Yodel-oh-oo-pee!

E(He's lonesome Cowboy BuArt

EDon'tcha get his feelings huArt)

DCome out in this place,

'N I'll bAuy you a taste,

You can sEit on my face-

Where's my waitress?

Key change:

CBurtram, Burtram redneck

CBurtram, Burtram redneck

CI'm an awful nice guy!

Sweat all day in the sun!

Roofer by trade,

Quite a bunFdle I've made,

I'm unioDnized roofin' old

Son-of-a-gGun!

(He's a unionized roofin' old

Son-of-a-gun!)

Then the same for the next 2 verses

When I get off, I get plastered

Drink till I fall onna floor,

Find me some Communist bastard,

'N stomp on his face till he don't

Move no more!

(He stomps on his face till he don't

Move no more!)

I fuss, an' I cuss an' I keep on drinkin',

Till my eyes puff up an' turn red!

I drool on m'shirt,

I see if he's hurt,

Kick him again in the head, yes!

DKick him again in the heGad, boys!

Then repeat 'Im lonesome Cowboy Burt' verse before finishing