Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
IntroC F Gm (Bass plays C E♭ E F G B♭ G) Riff Variant 1 C F Gm (Bass plays C E♭ E F G B♭ G) Riff Variant 1 In the dark, where all the fevers grow UCander the water, where the shark bubbles blow In the mornin' by yer radio C B♭ Gm (Bass plays C C B♭ G B♭ G) Riff Variant 2 Do the walls close in t' suffocate ya YCaou ain't got no friends, n' all the others they hate ya Does the life you been livin' gotta go, hmmm? B♭ C F Gm continues with variant 1 Well, lemme straighten you out, about a place I know... OGut through the night an' the whispering breezes To the place where they keep the Imaginary Diseases Out through the night an' the whispering breezes To the place where they keep the Imaginary Diseases, mmm... This has to be the disease for you. Now scientists call this disease Bromidrosis, but us regular folks, who might wear tennis shoes Or an occasional python boot know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of: CdimSTINK FOOT C B♭ Gm (Bass plays C C B♭ F F♯ G)Variant 3 Y'know, my python boot is too tight, I couldn't get it off last night ACa week went by, an' now it's July, I finally got it off an' my girl-friend cry "You got STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT, darlin' Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose! STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin', can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?" Chromatic Bit Over C5HereC♯5 FidoD5...E♭5 FidoE5...F5 CoF♯5me heG5re little puppy... bring the slippers "Arf, arf, arf!" (crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump) Heh heh heh... sick...
Guitar soloover Riff variant 2) Chords just before the Solo ends Bb F F Cm C B♭ Gm (Bass plays C C B♭ G B♭ G) Riff Variant 2 Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over ACan' he looked me straight in the eye an' you know what he said? Once upon a time somebody say to me (This is a dog talkin' now) What is your Conceptual Continuity? Well, I told him right then (Fido said) It should be easy to see The crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe Well, you know the man who was talkin' to the dog Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in disbelief) "You can't say that!" He said: "IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T! I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T! IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T 'N IT SHOULDN'T... IT COULDN'T!" He told me NO NO NO! I told him YES YES YES! I said: "I do it all the time...Ain't this boogie a mess!" Over Hard Driving (12 to the Bar)
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C B♭ C B♭ F
D E B E