Frank Zappa - Titties And Beer Chords

 
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
4
2
1
7 fr
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
1
1
1
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
4
2
X
7 fr
         
         
         
         
X
X
3
1
1
1
9 fr
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
2
11 fr
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
X
         
         
         
         
X
2
3
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
1
1
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
1
1
8 fr
         
         
         
         
X
3
2
4
1
2 fr
         
         
         
         
X
1
4
4
4
7 fr
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
4
2

9 fr
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
X
12 fr
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
4
2
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
X
         
         
         
         
2
3
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
7 fr
         
         
         
         
X
1
4
4
4
X
2 fr
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
2
4
3
4 fr
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
2
1
7 fr
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1

9 fr
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
1
1
X
9 fr
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
12 fr
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
X
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
1
1
1
         
         
         
         
X
X
3
1
1
1
3 fr
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
2
8 fr
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
4
2
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
X
No chord
Standard guitar tuning:
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo
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I noticed Bmeven the Amcrickets Acted Eweird up Amhere And so BmI figured AmI might Just drink a Elittle Ambeer I said, Bmgimme summa Amthat what yer Esuckin' Amon... But there was Bmno Amreply 'cause Eshe was Amgone! Bmwhere's those Amtitties I Elike so Amwell, 'n' my Bmgoddam Ambeer! Is what I Estarted to Amyell, then I Bmheard this Amnoise Like a Ecrunchin' Amtwig, 'n Bmup jumped the Amdevil!

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He had a Bmred suit Amon An' a Ewidow's Ampeak An' then a Bmpointed Amtail 'n like a Esulphur Amreek, Yes, it was Bmhim Amawright, I swear I Eknowed it Amwas! He had some Bmhuman Amflesh Stuck under-Eneath his Amclaws You know, it Bmlooked to Amme Like it was Etitty Amskin! I said, you Bmson-of-a-Ambitch!

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He just got Bmout his Amfloss 'n started Ecleanin' his Amfang So I Bmshot him with my Amshooter, Said: Bmbang! Ambang! Fmbang! ((((Just downward strokes on this part)))) Then theBm sucker justAm laughed 'n said:E put itFm away! You know, I Bmate her all Amup...now what you EGonna Fmsay? You Bmate my Amchrissy? yeah! Etitties 'n Fmall! Well what Bmabout the Ambeer then? now, Ewere the cans this Fmtall? BmEven her Amboots? would I Elie to Fmyou? Shit, you Bmmusta been Fmhungry! yeah, Ethis is Fmtrue. Don't they Bmpay you Amgood for the EStuff that Fmyou do? well, you know, BmI can't com-Amplain when the Echecks come Fmthrough... Well BmI want my Amchrissy, Oh yeah? 'n EI want my Fmbeer Hah! So you just Bmbarf it back Amup! Now, devil, Edo you Fmhear? Bmblow it out your Amass, motor-Ecycle Fmman! I mean, BmI am the Amdevil, do you Eunder-Fmstand? Just Bmwhat will you Amgive me for your ETitties and Fmbeer? I suppose you Bmnoticed this Amlittle EContract Fmhere... Yer Bmgoddam Amright, you Eson-of-a-Fmwhore! Don't call me that! That's Bmabout the only Amreason I learned Ewritin' Fmfor! BmGimme that Ampaper! bet yer Ehorns I'll Fmsign! Because BmI need a Ambeer, 'n it's Etitty- Squeezin' Fmtime! man, you Bmcan't fool Amme! you Eain't that Fmbad! Oh yeah? Why you Bmshoulda Amseen some of the Esouls that I've Fmhad! There was Bmmilhous Amnixon 'n Eagnew Fmtoo! 'n both of Bmthose Amsuckers was Eworse 'n Fmyou! BmLet's make a Amdeal if you Ethink That's Fmtrue I mean, you're Bmsupposed to be the Amdevil so...Ewhatcha Gonna Fmdo? Heh? wait a minuBmte...a tinge of Amdoubt crosses my mind...Ewhen you Fmsay... That you Bmwant to make a deal with Amme... Ethat's very, very trueFm I'm Bmonly inte-Amrested in Etwo Fmthings yeah? BmSee if you Amcan guess Ewhat they Fmare Bmi would thinkAm...uh...Elet's see, Fmmaybe stravinsky... Bmi'll give you two Amclues. Elet go of Fmyour pickle Bmwhat? Amlet go of Eyour pickle!Fm Bmi'm not holding my Ampickle Ewell, who's hold-Fming your pickle Bmthen? Ami don't know.E..she's Fmout in the audienceBm... AmHey dale, would you Elike to come up here and Fmhold My Bmpickle to satisfy this Amweird man out on the Estage?Fm Bmi'm only interested in Amtwo things, and Ethat's FmTitties and beer BmYou know what I mean?Am Ewhat? Fm ((((Increase speed here)))) BmTitties and Ambeer ETitties and Fmbeer BmTitties and Ambeer ETitties and Fmbeer BmTitties and Ambeer ETitties and Fmbeer BmTitties and beer! AmTitties and beer! ETitties and beer! FmTitties and beer! Bmno! don't Amsign it! Egive me time to Fmthink... I mean Bmhold on a Amsecond boy, 'cause that's Emagic Fmink! ((((Up and down strokes again from now on)))) And then the Bmdevil let go of his Ampickle EAnd out come my Amgirl, there was her Bmtitties AmFlop-floppin'...all around the world She said Bmi got me three Ambeers and a Efistful of Amdowns And I'm Bmgonna get Amripped, so Efuck, you Amclowns! Then she Bmgave us the Amfinger, it was Erigid and Amstiff That's when the Bmdevil, he Amfarted And she went Eright over the Amcliff! The Bmdevil was Ammad, I took Eoff to my Ampad I swear BmI do de-Amclare! How did she Eget back Amthere? Do that last part 4 times and thats the song. Email me for a request.