Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat

And he is screaming and crying for help

And maybe halfway through it has more to do with me killing him

Then it ever did protecting myself

And I believe that yeah, dad, maybe no one is perfect

But I believe that you were pushing your luck

It just sucks it played out like this

A terrible movie none of the actors even give a fuck

Pre-chorus

But you look good tonight girlfriend,

Can I sleep in your bed?

And when I crawl out in the morning,

Can I stay inside your head?

Chorus

'Cause you were high school

And I was just more like real life

And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend

But I was just more like his wife

And it was okay

I'll wear the makeup

I'll do whatever he wants all night

'Cause you were okay as a girlfriend

But I was just more like his wife.

Verse 2

A long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago

my great, great, great, great grandfather

took something that did not belong to him

And that is why today I have an eagle in my veins

I am part Native American

And I am leaving as soon as I come,

As soon as I come you will probably forget my name

I hope I fall asleep at the wheel and crash my car on the ride home

Pre-chorus

But you look good tonight girlfriend,

Can I sleep in your bed?

And when I crawl out in the morning,

Can I stay inside your head?

Chorus

'Cause you were high school

And I was just more like real life

And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend

But I was just more like his wife

And it was okay

I'll wear the makeup

I'll do whatever he wants all night

'Cause you were okay as a girlfriend

But I was just more like real life.

More like real life!

-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.