We Cant Dance Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Hot sun Beating Burning wal- around

down my feet king

C C G GHot sun F G bGeating down

C C G Gburning my feet just A♯walking aCround.

(Same thing:)

Hot sun making me sweat

'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet

Chorus

(same tune as verse)

CI CcaGn'Gt dance, IF caGn'Gt talk.

CThCe GonGly thing about me is the A♯way I Cwalk.

I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling everything.

Verse 2

Blue jeans sitting on the beach,

her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach.

She's got a body under that shirt,

but all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt.

'Cause, I can't dance, I can't talk.

The only thing about me is the way I walk.

No, I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling.

Bridge

checking... place... know

And A♯checking everything is in Fplace,

you never Cknow who's looking on.

Verse 3

Young punk spilling beer on my shoes,

fat guy's talking to me trying to steal my blues.

Thick smoke, see her smiling through.

I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool.

But I can't dance, I can't talk.

The only thing about me is the way I walk.

I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling

Bridge 2

And A♯checking everything is in Fplace

You never Cknow who's looking on

A♯ A perfect body D♯ with a perfect Fface, uhan.

End

Play chorus lots of time with loads of scat vocals...while

playing the "intro-riff"...

and singing:

"I won't dance, please don't ask me..."