George Harrison - Cockamamie Business Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


 G

From: "Best of Dark Horse 1976-1989"
e|0-------0-------|0-------0-------|3-------2-------|0-----------0---|
B|0-------0-------|1-------1-------|5-------4-------|0-----------0---|
G|0-------0-------|2-------2-------|3-------2-------|0-----------0---|
D|2-------2-------|2---x---x-------|5-------4-------|2-----------2---|
A|2-------2-------|0---2---3---0---|3-------2-------|2---2p0---------|
E|0---2---3---0---|----------------|----------------|0------3-0------|
VERSE, Part 1: RIFF
  Em               B7               Em
e|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
B|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
G|----------------|----4-4-2-2-----|----------------|----------------|
D|----2-2---------|------------4-4-|----2-2---------|----2-2---------|
A|--------5-5-2-2-|2-2-------------|--------5-5-2-2-|--------5-5-2-2-|
E|0-0-------------|----------------|0-0-------------|0-0-------------|
  Am               D                B7
e|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
B|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
G|----2-2---------|----7-7-5-5-----|----4-4-2-2-----|----------------|
D|--------5-5-2-2-|------------7-7-|------------4-4-|----------------|
A|0-0-------------|5-5-------------|2-2-------------|--2-2-2-5~--2---|
E|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
  Em   Am   C7 B7   Em
  Em   Am   C7 B7   Em

Bust my Emback on the Levy, broke my B7strings on the EmBBC
Found my Amchops on Eel Pie Island, paid my Ddues at the MarB7quee
Slagged Emoff by the N.M.E., lost my Amstash and my virginity
In this C7cockamamie B7 busEminess

  Em   Am   C7 B7   Em

Got my fEmace on Ed Sullivan, broke my B7heart on the Soul EmTrain
IntroAmduced to Bad Company, lost Dcells down at Brain B7Drain
And beEmfore I could mend, lost the mAmissus, missed the girlfriend
In this C7cockamamie B7busiEmness

  Em   Am   C7 B7   Em
  Em   Am   C7 B7   Em

Now we Emlike to air condition, though the B7air has no ozone Emring
Still they're Amchopping down the forest for McDDonalds and the Burger B7King
Eating Emcows with such persistence, doesn't Amoffer much resistance
To this C7cockamamie B7busiEmness

  Em   Am   C7 B7   Em
  Em   Am   C7 B7   Em

There aEmre too many things, B7stressing out the nervous system Em
AmGirls you used to know, Dfellas that may have kisseB7d'em
Some got Emrabies, some got fleas, some got Amincurable diseases
From this C7cockamamie B7busiEmness

  Em   Am   C7 B7   Em
  Em   Am   C7 B7   Em

EveryEmbody's after as B7many points as they can Emget
As Amlong as it's not them that has to Dpay no one really minds the B7debt
5-Star Emactors, tax inspectors, film proAmducers and directors
With their C7cockamamie B7busiEmness

  Em   Am   C7 B7   Em
  Em   Am   C7 B7   Em

Well you Emdo what you can, B7can't do much more than Emthat

Some Amdays you're pretty sharp, on Dother days you feel half B7dead

Didn't Emwant to be a star, wanted jAmust to play guitar
In this C7cockamamie B7busiEmness

  Em   Am   C7 B7   Em
  Em     Am   coC7ckaB7mamieEm business
  Em   Am   C7 B7   Em
  Em     Am   coC7ckaB7mamieEm business
  Em   Am   C7 B7   Em
  Em     Am   coC7ckaB7mamieEm business