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The first time that I met her I was throwing up in the ladies room stall

She asked me if I needed anything I said I think I spilled my drink

And that's how it started or so I'd like to believe

She took me to her mother's house outside of town where the stars hang down

She said she'd never seen someone so lost, I said I'd never felt so found

and then I kissed her on the cheek and so she kissed me on the mouth whoa whoa whoa

The spring was popping daises up round rusted trunks and busted lawn chairs

We moved into a studio in Council Bluffs to save a couple bucks

Where the mice came out at night, neighbors were screaming all the time

We'd make love in the afternoons to Chelsea Girls and Bachelor Number 2

I'd play for her some songs I wrote, she'd joke and say I'm shooting through the roof

I'd say they're all for you dear I'll write the Album of the Year.

And I know she loved me then, I swear to God she did

It was the way she'd bite my lower lip and push her hips against my hips

and dig her nails so deep into my skin.

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The first time that I met her I was convinced I had finally found the one

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She was convinced I was under the influence of all those drunken romantics

I was reading Fante at the time I had Bukowski on the mind

She got a job at Jacobs serving cocktails to the local drunks

Against her will I fit the bill I perched down at the end of the bar

She said, Space is not just a place for stars I gave you an inch

you want a house with a yard

But I know she loved me once, but those days are done

She used to call me everyday from a pay phone on her break for lunch

just to say she can't wait to come home

Ohhhh Ohhhh To come home Ohhhh Ohhhhh

to come hooooooooome come home

The last time that I saw her she was picking through which records were hers

Her clothes were packed in boxes, with some pots and pans and books and a toaster

Just then a mouse scurried across the floor

we just started laughing til it didn't hurt

just started laughing til it didn't hurt

just started laughing til it didn't hurt

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just started laughing 'til it didn't hurt