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Oh the open aired passenger

His chin moved up to the left

Oh the open aired passenger

His brain fell out of his head

And his wife in pink

What did she think

As she held his remainder in her hand?

Scrambling over the seat

For the largest pieces of his skull

Which he surely can't afford to lose

Oh the captain of one, two, three

A plane he no longer could steer

Oh the captain of one, two, three

Before the mountains appeared

The flight control

What did they know?

As their charts just kept right on hovering

And the girl on board

What did she know?

As she heard her mother whispering,

"Do not be afraid. We'll be alright."

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And the barber of New Orleans

The day the raining began

Oh the barber of New Orleans

When the levy gave in

No saints came marching out

No booming voices from above

But he had nary a doubt

For he oh so often was told of love

By the good book that guided his life

And they all said,

"Do not be afraid. We'll be alright."

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