Standard guitar tuning:EADGBECapo on 1 fret
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Verse 2Vinnie was a hustler out of Amsterdam He ran the drug cartel in Tinsel town They found him in a cadillac Bludgeoned with a baseball bat in the name Of misery Gina hit the road to New York City Mysteriously the night Vinnie croaked She stopped in Vegas to elope With Virginia and the dope And kissed the bride eternally
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Mandolin and guitar solojust play the same chords over the top! And we're gonna getE high high high When we'reAm low low low The Efire burns from better Amdays And she screams Ewhy oh why I said AmI don't know The cDmatastrophic Fhymns from Eyesterday Of misery Am End on Am That's all folks!