Standard (EADGBE)

It was long ago

seems like a dream

the day I sucked the air

from a bottle of whipped cream

and I got real high

and things got real slow

and I started talking like this

whats going on? I don't know

and then I sold my car

For a greatful dead ticket

and my dad yelled at me

and he grounded me

and he said I was a dick It was the worst day of my life

and ill never forget it

but the very next day

I was doing bong hits in the back of my friends chevete

so don't tell me we're winning the war on drugs

cause drugs are like a big old can of Raid and you're all little bugs

and don't tell me to not get high

cause im as low as i can get without kissing your ass and blowing you at the same time

Chorus

man don't tell me about love and peace

when one of the Jones' has a hand gun pointing at me

dont tell me to "Just say no"

am an addict, I say no to let me go

whatever happened to sex drugs and rock and roll?

now we just have aids, crack and techno

so they busted me!

I said I say, fuck them up for selling dope

and i went to jail and I wasn't forgiven

like that little fucker who shot the pope and said

I have the right to remain silent

but they couldn't explain

how i didn't exist no I wasnt violent

cause all i ever wanted is the right to remain

and then they questioned me, yeah they asked me

why?

and I said I don't think I should be shot for selling pot

this is my little way of saying...

high, and now my record is all fucked up

and im not allowed to vote

and two times a week they make me piss in a cup

but what i wanna do is piss down their throats

Chorus

man don't tell me about love and peace

when one of the Jones' has a hand gun pointing at me

dont tell me to just say no

im an addict, I say no to let me go

whatever happened to sex drugs and rock and roll?

now we just have aids, crack and techno.