Gwar - The Road Behind Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Intro
(Clean)    V(Whistling starts)
A♭  F  A♭  B  B♭  B  A♭  B  B♭  A♭

TrEiAp - a - let Trip - a - let
 A♭    F♯   A♭  B     A♭   F♯  X2

A♭  F♯  A♭   F  A♭  B

Verse 1
 A♭  Well I'm traveling down the road  F   And I'm carrying that heavy load
 A♭  I stagger around in a stupor  B   Sleazy, I cant do the show
 A♭  I'm hanging out backstage  F   I'm in a homocidal rage
 A♭  I signed a million dollar contract (HEAVY)  B   I puked on every page
 B♭  Slaughtered half the crew 'cause they ate the deli-tray
 B   Oh Baby hey  A♭  Said I'd do the show and I cancel anyway. You were
 B   road kill baby 'till I scraped you in my arms, just an-
 B♭  other wattle flapping on the old turkey farm, so baby....

Trip - a - let Trip - a - let
 A♭    F♯   A♭  B     A♭   F♯  X2

Chorus
 B And while the wh Dd eels keep  E♭ rolling  E And another mile E♭ post gone
 B All a F♯ long the road be A♭ hind
 B Oh can't you h Dd ear me calling  E♭   E  Like the sad  E♭ whale song
 B I'm on  F♯  the road be A♭ hind

Verse 2
 A♭  Well there you have it baby  F   I'm just a sensitive guy
 A♭  Y'know I snuffed a million planets  B   But I still find time to cry
 A♭  Because there's more to life  F   Then making other people die
 A♭  Like a little bloody tear baby (HEAVY)  B   Running out my dirty little eye
 B♭  And some things baby They don't make no sense
 B   Does it really matter if it bugs your parents? You were
 A♭  road kill baby 'till I scraped you in my arms, just an-
 B   other wattle flapping on the old turkey farm, so
 B♭  baby....  Now  A♭  baby quit yer crying put those clown britches on

Trip - a - let Trip - a - let
 A♭    F♯   A♭  B     A♭   F♯  X2

Chorus
 B And while the wh Dd eels keep  E♭ rolling  E And another mile E♭ post gone
 B All a F♯ long the road be A♭ hind
 B Oh can't you h Dd ear me calling  E♭   E  Like the sad  E♭ whale song
 B I'm on  F♯  that road be A♭ hind (hold Ab 2 measures)

Solo over
A♭, B, Dd A♭)3x with triplet on the end (actually triplets start a few
measures before using Db)

REPEAT CHORUS with triplet ending 2x

 B And while the wh Dd eels keep  E♭ rolling  E And another mile E♭ post gone
 B All a F♯ long the road be A♭ hind
 C
 A♭ Well the wheels keep rolling  F  and another sign post gone
 A♭ baby can't you hear me callin'  B like a sad whale song  B♭  like a sad whale
song  A♭ sad whale baby.