Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
E F♯m A B E F♯m A x 2It Estarted at a Abus stop in the Emiddle of Anowhere DSitting beside me was a Eman with no hair >From theE look on his face to the Asize of his toes He Dcomes from a place that nobody Eknows
ChorusF♯mMaybe I'm hallucinAating, hyperventilDating, DLetting this big- toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky F♯mMaybe I'm hallucinAating, hyperventilDating DIf you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why I've been Esitting here too F♯mlong by a Aman from MilBwaukee He's been Etalking too F♯mlong on his Ayellow walkie Btalkie He's been Etalking to F♯mMars, but AI think he's Bwacky He Esays they'll come F♯mget him, come Aget him some Bday
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Verse 2EHe says that Awhere he's from is Ecalled AlberAtane DThere they use more than 10E% of the brain But Eyou couldn't Atell it from they Eway they beAhave They Drun around in underwear and they never sEhave
Dm F GThis is FMother Bird calling Baby Bird Baby Bird come in, come in Baby Bird For the love of Pete come in! This is Baby Bird...sorry I was watching Court TV Do you copy? Do you copy? Of course we copy...24 hours a day...in color
E F♯m A B E F♯m AYou Ewouldn't belAieve me if I Etold you the Arest The Dman sitting by me who was barely Edressed Flew Eoff to MilwaAukee or perhEaps AlbertAane And lDeft me at the bus stop just barely Esane F♯mMaybe I'm hallucinAating, hyperventilDating DIf you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why I've been Esitting here too F♯mlong thinkAin' about MiBlwaukee I've been Etalking too F♯mlong on my yAellow walkie tBalkie I've been Etalking to F♯mMars, You might Athink that I'm Bwacky I kEnow they'll come F♯mget me, come Aget me somBeday I know they'll come get me and take me away I know they'll come get me, come get me someday If not tomorrow then maybe today...