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It was an early morning barroom

And the place had just opened up

And a little man came in so fast

And he started at his cups

And the broad who served the whiskey

She was a big old friendly girl

Who tried to fight her empty nights

By smiling at the world

And she said "Hey, bub, it's been a while

Since you've been around

Where the hell you been hiding

And why you look so down

Well, the little man sat there

Like he'd never heard a sound

The waitress she gave out with a cough

And acting not the least put off she spoke once again

She said "I don't want to bother you

Consider it's understood

I know I'm not no beauty queen

But I sure can listen good

And the little man

Took his drink in his hand

And he raised it to his lips

He took a couple sips

And then he told the waitress this story

I am the midnight watchman down at Miller's Tool and Die

And I watch the metal rusting, I watch the time go by

A week ago at the diner I stopped to get a bite

And this here lovely lady she sat two seats from my right

[G/f#] /

And Lord, lord, lord, (Lord, Lord, Lord) she was alright

You see she was so damn beautiful that she could warm a winters frost

But she looked long past lonely and well nigh onto lost

Now I'm not much of a mover or a pick'em up easy guy

But I decided to glide on over and give her one good try

[G/f#] /

And Lord, lord, lord, (Lord, Lord, Lord) she was worth a try

Well I was tongue tied like a schoolboy, I stammered out some words

It did not seem to matter much 'cause I don't think she heard

She just looked clear on through me to a space back in my head

It shamed me into silence as quietly she said

If you want me to come with you

Then that's all right with me

'Cause I know I'm going no-where

And anywhere's a better place to be

- - [G/f#] - - / -

Anywheres a better place to be

Well, I drove her to my boarding house

And I took her up to my room

And I went to turn on the only light

To brighten up the gloom

But she said, "Please leave the light off,

Oh, I don't mind the dark"

And as her clothes all tumbled 'round her

I could hear my heart

The moonlight shone upon her as she lay back in my bed

It was the kind of scene I only had imagined in my head

I just could not believe it to think that she was real

And as I tried to tell her, she said "Ssssh, I know just how you feel

And if you want to come here with me

Then that's all right with me

Cause I've been so lonely

Lovin' someone is a better way to be

- - [G/f#] - - / -

Anywhere's a better place to be

Well the mornin' came so swiftly I held her in my arms

And she slept like a baby, snug and safe from harm

I did not want to share her or dare to break the mood

So before she woke I went out to buy us both some food

I came back with my paper bag to find that she was gone

She'd left a six-word letter sayin' "It's time that I moved on"

You know the waitress she took her bar rag and she wiped it across her eyes

And as she spoke her voice came out as something like a sigh

She said I wish that I was beautiful or that you were halfway blind

And I wish I weren't so God-damned fat, I wish that you were mine

And I wish that you'd come with me when I leave for home

For we both know all 'bout emptiness and livin' all alone

And the little man looked at the empty glass in his hand and he smiled a crooked grin

He said "I guess I'm out of gin and I know we both have been so lonely

And if you want me to come with you then that's alright with me

'Cause I know I'm going no-where and anywhere's a better place to be