Standard (EADGBE)

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Chords used:

Intro

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Verse 1

Dear blank I'm sorry I

blanked your blank

But you'd understand if you knew

How much beer that I drank

I know today is

going too slow

So take a number get in line

I'll tell you all where to go

It's last call here I am

again in the hall

I guess nobody gets

my jokes at all

It's no prize being me and

getting too wise

They just make you turn around

and go apologize

Refrain

I don't want to

lose what I've got

But you'll never hear

me say I'm sorry

Chorus

No I don't owe you anything

To hell with "I'm

sorry" bombs away!

No I don't owe you anything

You're like a bullet to my brain

I'm numb can't kill my fun

If you're good and done

Then thank you just the same

Cause I don't owe you anything

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Verse 2

About now you're

thinking to yourself

"Just how did this

jerk make it through

School without ever

getting plowed?

That wannabe I see him

all the time on TV

What makes this kamikaze think

he's any better than me?"

I'll tell you though

it's something

That I've learned

you should know

I'm so used to the

phrase "I told you so"

It's my brain it may

be certified insane

At least I'm not

like all you whiners

Man you're all the same

(Repeat Refrain)

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge

I don't care if there's a time

or place I'll be right there

Didn't anybody tell you

I don't care if there's a

will there's a way for me

Verse 3

Dear blank I'm sorry

I blanked your blank

I know today is

going so slow

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

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