Standard (EADGBE)

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Intro

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Verse 1

So assuming that this

weekend there's

A part of me that's thinking

Of coming up to join you

You know I sure wouldnt want to

Ruin all your chances

On your one night stand romances

Doing tequila shots

I always loved you

but it was never enough

Refrain 1

And while your licking

salt off of each other

Know that I'll be wishing

Throwing some over my shoulder

Chorus 1

Hoping for sores to

form upon your lips

So the alcohol burns

warm with every sip

Are you burning now?

Dial 911 emergency

To cool you down

Verse 2

And when you wake

tommorow morning with

A hang over from hell

Don't bother calling me

There's no need for

you to kiss and tell

Because tonight will be my night

I'm calling all my friends

The boys are going out tonight

The potion in our bottles

it will be singing me to sleep

The worm at the bottom and

it's taunting me to be a creep

Refrain 2

It says Hey man

stand up for yourself

Hey man I've got a plan for

you It's working oh so well

Chorus 2

I picked up the pay phone

and I held the zero down

Please operator collect

call to Allentown

The call came back rejected

but that operator was kind

Enough to talk to me and get

me through to the

middle of the night

Yeah so tonight

will be my night

I'm calling all

my friends the boys are

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going out tonight