Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Blockheads Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


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Intro
E  D  A

Verse 1
You Emust have seen parties of Blockheads;
With Dblotched and lagered skin.
A Blockheads with food particles in their teeth,
What a Ehorrible state they're in. D    A

Verse 2
They've got Ewomanly breasts, under pale mauve vests,
D Shoes like dead pigs' noses.
A Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers,
A Emouth what never closes.

Verse 3
You Emust have seen Blockheads in raucous teams,
D Dressed up after work.
Who Ascrew their poor old Eileens, get Esloshed and go berserk.D   A

Verse 4
E Rotary accessory watches, hire-Dpurchase, signet rings.
A Abeauty to the bully boys, hire-Epurchase, signet rings.D   A

Verse 5
Why Ebother at all about Blockheads?
Why Dshouldn't they do as they please?
You know Aif it came to a brainy game,
You could Ebaffle a Blockhead with ease.D   A

Break
D How would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole?
E Or pissing in your swimming pool? D    A

Interlude
E  D  A

Verse 6
E Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire; Dblack and orange cars.
A Premature ejaculation drivers, their Esoft-top's got roll-bars.D   A

Verse 7
E "Fill her up", they say to Blockheads,
"Go on, Dstick it where it hurts".
Their Ashapeless haircuts don't enhance;
Their Eghastly patterned shirts.D   A

Verse 8
Why Ebother at all about Blockheads, su-Dperior as you are?
You're Athoughtful and kind, with a well-stocked mind,
A EBlockhead can't think very far.D   A

Break
D Imagine finding one in your laundry basket,
E Banging nails in your big black dog.D   A

Solo
E  D  A  D  A

Verse 9
Why Ebother at all about Blockheads?
Why should Dyou care what they do?
'Cos Aafter all, is said and done; Eyou're a Blockhead too.D   A

Break
D  E  D  A

Outro
E Blockheads, Blockheads, DBlockheads, Blockheads,
A Blockheads, Blockheads, EBlockheads, Blockheads. D    A

           Fad

CHORD DIAGRAMS:
   E       D       A

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
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