Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse 1
My mother's heart and soul, have gone halfway up the pole,
My father's on the dole; this is taking its toll.
My friend Bert is much too old and his dog's beyond control,
Though it sometimes seems they're droll; it's a nuisance on the whole.
I'm...
Chorus 1
Pro-foundly in love with Pan-dora, my poem has an intellectual theme.
The tenderness with which I a-dore her, goes all bouncy, in my dreams.
Verse 2
Yester-day my chin was clear, now a new spot has appeared,
Barry Kent had cost me dear, 'till my Grandma interfered.
The BB-C know I'm sincere, in making writing my career,
Wish my mum would come back here; lots of ups and downs this year.
I'm...
Chorus 2
Pro-foundly in love with Pan-dora,
She's got knee-socks and treacle-coloured hair.
The tenderness with which I a-dore her, is something fine and rare.
Bridge 1
But, my father's in a mess and there's a great deal of stress,
At our house, (our house).
And my major concern, is that things might return, to normal, (normal).
So get rid of that creep, and come back to sleep, in our house, (our house),
We both miss you mum; so hurry up and come back home.
Solo
Verse 3
My mother's heart and soul, have gone halfway up the pole,
(Pro-foundly in love with Pan-dora).
Though it sometimes seems they're droll; it's a nuisance on the whole.
(Pro-foundly in love with Pan-dora).
Yester-day my chin was clear, now a new spot has appeared,
(Pro-foundly in love with Pan-dora).
Wish my mum would come back here; lots of ups and downs this year.
(Pro-foundly in love with Pan-dora). I'm...
Chorus 3
Pro-foundly in love with Pan-dora; things aren't always what they seem.
The tenderness with which I a-dore her, is in-deed, a love su-preme.
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