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With my pen and paper

I am sitting at my tabletop

And once again

I think of riding Daphne.

Cherry lips and curvy hips

And bucking like a quarter-horse

I sit here and I think of riding Daphne.

Ooooh riding Daphne.

Ooooh riding Daphne.

I'll settle in

Now strap me in

You'll mount me with your bristley thighs

You'll chafe me

I'm riding Daphne.

On her knees she gave a blow

Like standing on fresh fallen snow

Besmirching the sweet innocence of Daphne

In her white coat and stethoscope

She came so hard she couldn't cope

She done it in front of her bloke

Our Daphne.

Ooooh riding Daphne.

Ooooh riding Daphne.

I'll settle in

Now strap me in

You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape

You'll gaff me

I'm riding Daphne.

Playing doctor with my doctor mate

I think we could rocked her mate

Thanks for waiting patiently

And taking slobby dregs, mate

Hope there's no hard feelings

'Bout my manhood on your leg.

She took the Hippocratic oath

She took my manhood in her throat

She knows the Heimlich she won't choke

Not Daphne.

She dropped her drawers and sat on me

While watching Grey's Anatomy

And checked my prostate glad for free

Did Daphne.

Ooooh riding Daphne.

Ooooh riding Daphne.

I'll settle in

Now strap me in

You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape

You'll gaff me

I'm riding Daphne.

Ooooh riding Daphne.

Ooooh riding Daphne.