Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
G C Em D X4 (on last D, hold it out to twice it's usual length)
I just wrote the dumbest song
It's gonna be a sing-along
All our friends will clap and sing
Our enemies will laugh and be pointing
It won't bother me
What the thoughtless are thinking
I am more concerned
With what we're drinking
They'll laugh about it at the warehouse
Saying I'm so lame
It wrote itself, you can keep the blame
It'll be a happy song
Not unlike some other ones
While everyone's depressed and broke
I get high off your sick jokes (ha ha ha)
They're colossal
And they're tousling
All the worried hair, stay up
There
So crazy it just might work
Then we'll quit our jobs
We could be the next group that you rob
Fill: G C Em D X4 (once again, last D is held out double it's duration)
There are times for being dumb
This must be one of them
I'd like to know what's so wrong
With a stupid happy song
It says many thing
In it's nothingness
It gives me space to think I guess
To think less (and less) (and less) (and less)
Moving units and tracking charts
Will they ever learn
It isn't who you know it's who you burn
It means nothing
Selling kids to other kids
If they think we changed our tune
I hope we did