Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
ChorusCFruitcakes in tDhe kitcGhen, fruitcCakes on the stDreet G
C D G C DG Struttin' naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week
C D G C DHGalf-baked cookies in the oven, half baked people on the bus There's a littCle bitD of fruGitcake left in everCyone of Dus G
C D G C D GParadise, lost and found. Paradise, take a look around I was outC in CaliDfornia wGhere I hear thCey have it all D G
C D G CD They gGot riots, fires, and mudslides. They got sushi in the mall CWater barDs and brontoGsaurs, Chinese moCdern lust D G
C D G C DG Shake and bake life with the quake, the secret's in the crust To Chorus:
Verse 2Spoken: Speakin' of Fruitcakes, how 'bout the government?
C D G C D"We lostG or martian rocketship", the high-paid sposkesman said
C D G C DLooks lGike that silly rocket ship has lost its cone-shaped head We spenCd 90 jillionD dollarsG, tryin' a get a loCok at MaDrs G
C D G C D GI hear Universal laughter ringin' out among the stars
ChorusCFruitcakes in tDhe GalaxGy, FruitcaCkes on the EarthD G
C D G C DStruGttin' naked towards Eternity, we've been that way since birth
C D G C DG Half-baked cookies in the oven, half-baked people on the bus There's a littCle bitD of FruGitcake left in everyoCne of uDs G The rest of the song obvuiosly continues in this pattern. It's not very complicated, but it's fun to play. See you in Margaritaville!