Jimmy Buffett - Fruitcakes Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Chorus
      CFruitcakes in tDhe kitcGhen, fruitcCakes on the stDreet     G

                  C       D               G                      C         D
     G Struttin' naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week

                      C          D       G                      C        D
      HGalf-baked cookies in the oven, half baked people on the bus

      There's a littCle bitD of fruGitcake left in everCyone of Dus      G

Verse1
      C             D         G         C             D        G

      Paradise, lost and found.  Paradise, take a look around

      I was outC in CaliDfornia wGhere I hear thCey have it all D        G

                    C      D            G                             C
     D They gGot riots, fires, and mudslides.  They got sushi in the mall

      CWater barDs and brontoGsaurs, Chinese moCdern lust   D             G

       C              D           G                           C         D
      G Shake and bake life with the quake, the secret's in the crust

To Chorus:

Verse 2
 Spoken: Speakin' of Fruitcakes, how 'bout the government?

               C        D         G                     C            D
       "We lostG or martian rocketship", the high-paid sposkesman said

                   C          D    G                     C         D
         Looks lGike that silly rocket ship has lost its cone-shaped head

         We spenCd 90 jillionD dollarsG, tryin' a get a loCok at MaDrs       G

                  C    D      G                   C    D             G

         I hear Universal laughter ringin' out among the stars

Chorus
         CFruitcakes in tDhe GalaxGy, FruitcaCkes on the EarthD        G

                    C       D           G                   C            D
        StruGttin' naked towards Eternity, we've been that way since birth

                         C         D       G                      C        D
       G Half-baked cookies in the oven, half-baked people on the bus

        There's a littCle bitD of FruGitcake left in everyoCne of uDs       G

  The rest of the song obvuiosly continues in this pattern.  It's not very
complicated, but it's fun to play.  See you in Margaritaville!