| e | 2 2 | | |
| B | 3 3 | | |
| G | 2 2 (x3) | | |
| D | 0 | 0 | |
| A | 0 | 0 2 4 | |
| E | | | |
| e | 2 2 | 2 2 | 3 3 | 2 2 | |
| B | 3 3 | 1 1 | 0 0 | 3 3 | |
| G | 2 2 | 2 2 | 0 0 | 2 2 | |
| D | 0 | 0 | 0 0 | 0 | |
| A | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| E | | | 3 | | |
I realy do appresiate the fact your sitn' here.
| e | 2 2 | 2 2 | 3 3 | 2 2 | |
| B | 3 3 | 1 1 | 0 0 | 3 3 | |
| G | 2 2 | 2 2 | 0 0 | 2 2 2 | |
| D | 0 | 0 | 0 0 | 0 | |
| A | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| E | | | 3 | | |
your voice sounds so wonderful but your face look to clear.
| e | 3 3 | 3 3 | 2 2 | 2 2 | |
| B | 0 0 | 0 0 | 3 3 | 3 3 | |
| G | 0 0 | 0 0 | 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 | |
| D | 0 0 | 0 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| A | 2 | 2 | | | |
| E | 3 | 3 | | | |
so bar maid bring the pitcher. another round of brew.
| e | | 0 | 2 2 | 2 2 | |
| B | 0 0 | 3 0 | 3 3 3 | 1 1 1 | |
| G | 0 0 | 3 3 3 | 2 2 | 2 2 | |
| D | 0 0 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | |
| A | 2 | 0 | | | |
| E | 3 | | | | |
So honey why dont we get drunk and screw
| e | 3 3 | | 2 2 | 2 2 | |
| B | 0 0 | 3 3 | 3 3 3 | 1 1 1 | |
| G | 0 0 | 3 3 3 | 2 2 | 2 2 | |
| D | 0 0 | 3 3 | 0 | 0 | |
| A | 2 2 | 0 | | | |
| E | 3 | | | | |
Why dont we get drunk and screw
| e | 2 2 | 2 2 | 2 2 | 2 2 | |
| B | 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 | 1 1 1 | 1 1 1 | |
| G | 1 1 | 1 1 | 1 1 | 1 1 | |
| D | 2 2 | 2 2 | 1 1 1 | 1 1 1 | |
| A | 2 | 2 | | | |
| E | | | | | |
I just bougt a water bed and filled it for me and you
| e | 3 3 | 3 3 | 2 2 | 2 2 | |
| B | 0 0 | 0 0 | 3 3 | 1 1 | |
| G | 0 0 | 0 0 | 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 | |
| D | 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 | | | |
| A | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | |
| E | 3 | 3 | | | |
they say you are the snuff queen honey I dont think its true
| e | 3 3 | 0 0 | 2 2 | 2 2 | |
| B | 0 0 | 3 3 | 3 3 | 3 3 | |
| G | 0 0 | 3 3 | 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 | |
| D | 0 0 | 3 3 3 | 0 | 0 | |
| A | 2 2 | 0 | | | |
| E | 3 | | | | |
Why dont we get drunk and screw
(violin solo)
| e | 3 3 | 0 | 2 2 | 2 2 | |
| B | 0 0 | 3 3 | 3 3 3 | 1 1 1 | |
| G | 0 0 | 3 3 | 2 2 | 2 2 | |
| D | 0 0 | 3 3 3 | 0 | 0 | |
| A | 2 2 2 | 0 | | | |
| E | 3 | | | | |
Why dont we get drunk and screw
| e | 2 3 | 2 2 | 2 2 | 2 2 | |
| B | 0 0 | 0 0 | 1 1 | 1 1 | |
| G | 1 1 | 1 1 | 1 1 1 | 1 1 1 | |
| D | 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| A | 2 | 2 | | | |
| E | | | | | |
I just bought a water bed and filled it with elmers glue
| e | 3 1 | 3 3 | 2 2 | 2 2 | |
| B | 0 0 | 0 0 | 3 3 | 3 3 | |
| G | 0 0 | 0 0 | 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 | |
| D | 0 0 | 0 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| A | 2 2 | 2 2 | | | |
| E | 3 | 3 | | | |
They say you are the snuff queen. honey I dont think its true.
| e | 3 3 | 0 0 | 2 2 | 2 2 | |
| B | 0 0 | 3 3 | 3 3 | 3 3 | |
| G | 0 0 | 3 3 | 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 | |
| D | 0 0 | 3 3 | 0 | 0 | |
| A | 2 2 | 0 | | | |
| E | 3 | | | | |
Honey why dont we get drunk and screw (I tell the lord)
| e | 3 3 | 0 0 | 2 2 | 2 | |
| B | 0 0 | 3 3 | 3 3 | 3 | |
| G | 0 0 | 3 3 | 2 2 2 | 2 | |
| D | 0 0 | 3 3 | 0 | 0 | |
| A | 2 2 | 0 | | | |
| E | 3 | | | | |
Why dont we get drunk and screw.